Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mister Toad's Undisciplined Ride attraction, always considered to be the only seasonal attraction at Disneyland
Mister Toad's Undisciplined Ride
February 15, 1979
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Mister Toad was said to be the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, riding roughshod through Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the planet, being run over by a train, and even finding your way to the world!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as big as your companions to not be scarred for life.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from immunological issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Because this is a musical attraction, participants are required to rent special belts.
- In 1963, this attraction was reworked to remove rooms that could be seen by protesters as as too frightening for scaredy cats.
- Be sure to look for a wacky Mickey when you pass through the secondary queue.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Toad's Boat attraction.
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