Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
The Mister Toad's Uncontrolled Ride attraction, adventurously considered to be the only surreal attraction at Walt Disney Land
Mister Toad's Uncontrolled Ride
February 25, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired locals
Mister Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in Walt Disney Land. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing through Toad Hall, speeding through the vicinity, setting a bad example for young guests, and even finding your way to Los Angeles!
- Because it is so slow, try not to experience this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
- After experiencing this attraction, find something calmer.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing, projectile-vomiting propensity, or ankle, attention-span, knee, clothing, ribcage, or intestinal complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.