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Pictured: The Minister Toad's Wild Driving Lesson attraction at night
Minister Toad's Wild Driving Lesson
February 4, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Eight smiles (by "Antebellum Rat" Twitter stream)
Minister Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, smashing into Toad Hall, speeding through the vicinity, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to the horizon!
- If you are disturbed by long lines, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Before going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something more relaxing.
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