Massive Maleficentland Attraction Database
The Minister Toad's Wild Driving Lesson attraction, generously seething in the fading sunlight
Minister Toad's Wild Driving Lesson
September 2, 2008
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Minister Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in Asia. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, destroying Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the planet, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in Tivoli Gardens!
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of guests.
- After experiencing this attraction, find something more relaxing.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Maleficentland pet owners are invited to bypass this attraction for an hour preceeding regular operating hours.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 34".
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Contains holographic effects that may be mildly disappointing.
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