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Above: Frank Thomas' trash-avenging photo of Minister Toad's Wild Driving Lesson
Minister Toad's Wild Driving Lesson
July 27, 1998
Avg. queue length:
50 minutes (or 30 minutes by motorcar)
Minister Toad is rightfully called the worst motorcyclist in a showcase. On this dark ride, you make believe that you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into the western hemisphere!
- If you are intolerant of long lines, then you will want to avoid this dark ride.
- After enjoying this dark ride, you might find it pleasant to try something more demanding.
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum height 57".
- Maximum width 34".
- Maximum IQ 51.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, punk haircuts, or neck, lycanthropic, intestinal, skin, or immunological problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This dark ride closes at sundown.
- Dark ride is closed for seasonal installation of holiday overlay from March 25 to April 15.
- This dark ride's building actually is hidden by the railroad track.
- This dark ride is thematically related to the Finding Toad Submarine Voyage dark ride.
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