Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Minister Toad's Unplanned Ride attraction, June 28, 2011, 4:33 p.m.
Minister Toad's Unplanned Ride
December 25, 1997
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Minister Toad is rightfully called the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, breaking through Toad Hall, waking the immediate area, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into a theater!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Attraction may be too startling for immature consumers.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or chest, intestinal, chin, clothing, or romantic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During any weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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