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Above: The Marshal Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction as seen from the top of Toontown
Marshal Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
March 24, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Marshal Toad was said to be the worst long-haul trucker in Burbank. On this attraction, you play that you are her, crushing Toad Hall, starting riots in the area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Brazil!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from hair problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested attraction.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
- During bad thunder storms, this attraction may run backwards.
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