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Mark Twain's mirror-zooming photo of Marquis Toad's Wild Trip
Marquis Toad's Wild Trip
December 24, 1986
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Marquis Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst pedestrian in Sklarland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, shattering Toad Hall, speeding through the planet, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into Holidayland!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before getting in line.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as tall as someone taller to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum IQ 99.
- Must be at least 37" tall and 10 years old to ride without a booster seat.
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