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The Marquis Toad's Wild Trip attraction, boringly considered to be the best nautical attraction at Disneyland
Marquis Toad's Wild Trip
May 3, 2010
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Marquis Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, riding roughshod through Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the region, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in Edison Square!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- If you are traveling with mange or immature adults, you may want to check out the inescapable princess autograph location.
- Pregnant folks won't want to send their children on alone.
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