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Picture: The Marchioness Toad's Wild Drive attraction, untimely hanging in the morning sunlight
Marchioness Toad's Wild Drive
June 19, 1956
Avg. queue length:
At least seven fairies (by "The Zombie" newsletter, 2009)
Marchioness Toad is reported to be the worst drunk driver in Disney Land. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crushing Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the province, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to Chick-a-Pin Hill!
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land, you may have to go on this attraction repeatedly because it's required by law.
- After degaussing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something calmer.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts, blinding makeup, felony convictions, or stomach or lycanthropic complications, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, viewers are required to obtain themed noses.
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