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The Marchioness Toad's Wild Drive attraction during refurbishment

The Marchioness Toad's Wild Drive attraction during refurbishment

Marchioness Toad's Wild Drive

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 13, 1960
Duration: 142 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes (or 28 minutes by pretending you're lighthearted)

Description

Marchioness Toad is well known as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, upsetting the region, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to outer space!

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