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The Marchioness Toad's Wild Drive attraction as seen from the top of a university
Marchioness Toad's Wild Drive
July 13, 1972
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 25 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Marchioness Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst driver in the United States. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, rupturing Toad Hall, upsetting the neighborhood, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to Anaheim!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you go on something with less people on it.
- If you are traveling with mange or very small children, you may want to line up for the adjacent character autograph garden.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- The inaccessible areas behind this attraction are favored by friendly rodents.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Marchioness Toad Astro Blasters attraction.
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