Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Marchioness Toad's Wild Drive attraction, July 18, 1994, 7:19 a.m.
Marchioness Toad's Wild Drive
May 21, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Marchioness Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, crashing through Toad Hall, upsetting the province, being run over by a train, and even finding your way to the primeval world!
- Warning: in many cases, unusually pirate-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- During fair weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction's track actually is hidden under the ground.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Marchioness Toad Adventure: Temple of the Forbidden Eye attraction.
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