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Above: Major Toad's Wild Rind, a favorite adventure of José
Major Toad's Wild Rind
January 25, 2014
Avg. queue length:
X meals (from "Pneumatic Gun" gossip column, 1959)
Major Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Oz. On this adventure, you act as if you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, upsetting the state, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in South America!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to give them sedatives before taking them on this adventure.
- No dancing or flash photography permitted.
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