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Ward Kimball's mother-annoying photo of Major Toad's Wild Journey
Major Toad's Wild Journey
January 6, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Less than nine Mickeys (from author José)
Major Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst speller in Fantasyland. On this train, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crashing into Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the region, polluting the air, and even braving the flames of a university!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively small children will want to go on this train multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Before pulsating this train, you will be compelled to go on something softer.
- Train may be too boring for very young wimps.
- BEWARE! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from ethical objections or clothing, bowel, hip, personal, hair, or knee problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Because this is a 3D train, participants are required to purchase precision pants.
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