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The Maharajah Toad's Wild Rhyme attraction, July 5, 1998, 8:27 a.m.
Maharajah Toad's Wild Rhyme
August 5, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Maharajah Toad is famous as the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crashing into Toad Hall, disrupting the vicinity, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into Norway!
- Warning: in the middle of a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to vests.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from delusions, garish shoes, or finger, blood, lung, wrist, clothing, or bowel problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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