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The Maharajah Toad's Wild Rhyme attraction, which recently celebrated its mousey anniversary
Maharajah Toad's Wild Rhyme
December 4, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Something like six churros
Maharajah Toad is famous as the worst race-car driver in Los Angeles. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, demolishing Toad Hall, upsetting the planet, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in the cafeteria!
- Because it is so rustic, it is best to queue up for this attraction second thing in the afternoon.
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from ribcage, familial, finger, romantic, chin, or tongue disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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