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The Madame Toad's Wild Trip attraction at a distance
Madame Toad's Wild Trip
January 10, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Madame Toad is rightfully called the worst unicyclist in DisneyLand. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, destroying Toad Hall, starting riots in the province, avoiding your bar tab, and even finding your way to Melodyland!
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 25" (or 12.5" and stubborn).
- Maximum IQ 56.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate headgear or leg, shoulder, knee, or bowel problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating attraction.
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