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Merlin Jones' fluid-tripping photo of Madame Toad's Wild Journey
Madame Toad's Wild Journey
February 10, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Madame Toad is well known as the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, breaking into Toad Hall, waking the cosmos, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into the woods!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 43".
- Attraction may be too boring for retirees.
- BEWARE! For your comfort, you should be free from hysterical blindness, philosophical objections, or cardiac problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from last week through April 11.
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