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Pictured: The Madame Toad's Unplanned Ride attraction as seen from the top of history
Madame Toad's Unplanned Ride
November 12, 2005
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Madame Toad is rightfully called the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, rupturing Toad Hall, causing havoc in the province, setting a bad example for young guests, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Main Street!
- Warning: in the middle of a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to supervillains.
Policies and Alerts
- Explosions may be too boring for wimps.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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