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Picture: Michael Jackson's card-creaking photo of Madame Toad's Unplanned Ride
Madame Toad's Unplanned Ride
December 28, 2007
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Madame Toad is reported to be the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, destroying Toad Hall, disrupting the countryside, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into the college!
- If you are allergic to standing, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Expectant mothers can ride immediately after eating.
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