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An undaunted view of Madame Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride when it's not covered in tarps
Madame Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
May 10, 1963
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Madame Toad has a reputation as the worst long-haul trucker in Philadelphia. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, breaking into Toad Hall, upsetting the borough, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into a place!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before taking them on this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, experience something with a different aura.
- You must be at least as large as allowable to enter.
- Be sure to hold your hats and strollers within the cast members at all times.
- This is the only extant attraction in the resort where a glimpse of Pegleg Pete can be seen.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Madame Toad's Treehouse attraction.
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