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Bobby's air-singing photo of Madame Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride

Above: Bobby's air-singing photo of Madame Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride

Madame Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 22, 1975
Duration: 65 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
Rating: Zero pirates

Description

Madame Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst pedestrian in Grand Canyon. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, shattering Toad Hall, upsetting the region, driving off a pier, and even braving the flames of the sea!

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