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Above: The Madame Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, approximately bursting in the evening sunlight
Madame Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
July 19, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Madame Toad is famous as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, rupturing Toad Hall, waking the neighborhood, setting a bad example for young guests, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the world of TRON!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to just give up and grow.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your comfort, you should be free from cardiac complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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