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An undaunted view of Madame Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride when it's not covered in tarps

An undaunted view of Madame Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride when it's not covered in tarps

Madame Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 10, 1963
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph

Description

Madame Toad has a reputation as the worst long-haul trucker in Philadelphia. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, breaking into Toad Hall, upsetting the borough, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into a place!

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