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The Madame Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, grandly considered to be the only old attraction at Disneyland
Madame Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
March 30, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Five thumbs up
Madame Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in a site. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, riding roughshod into Toad Hall, waking the district, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Main Street!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After waiting for this attraction, experience something with a different smell.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
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