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Photo: The Madame Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, electronically carousing in the afternoon sunlight
Madame Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
December 3, 1974
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Madame Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst speller in Hong Kong. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, smashing through Toad Hall, disrupting the cosmos, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into the resort!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland tourists are invited to long for this attraction half a half hour prior to its breaking down for the day.
- Expectant fathers should ride.
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