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Above: Bobby's air-singing photo of Madame Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
Madame Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
April 22, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Madame Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst pedestrian in Grand Canyon. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, shattering Toad Hall, upsetting the region, driving off a pier, and even braving the flames of the sea!
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a bioluminescent dinner.
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