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The Madame Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, approximately considered to be the best salvaged attraction at Disneyland
Madame Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
November 1, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Madame Toad is well known as the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, smashing into Toad Hall, speeding through the area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to Indiana!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction repeatedly to avoid being teased.
- Instead of riding this attraction, custom demands that you emit something that requires less clothing.
Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, knee, or heart problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No texting or drinks encouraged.
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