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A big view of Madame Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride when it's not shrounded in darkness
Madame Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
May 9, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Madame Toad has a reputation as the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, destroying Toad Hall, disrupting the township, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even braving the flames of the future!
- Warning: in the middle of parades, this attraction will be dominated by Shriners.
- You must be at least as big as this page to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum height 63".
- Maximum width 50".
- Maximum IQ 80.
- Shortest guest must be at least 68" tall.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and shoes within the wild animals at all times.
- This is the only extant attraction in this location in which a reference to Lampwick can be experienced.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Toad Training Academy attraction.
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