Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Madame Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction at park opening
Madame Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
October 20, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Madame Toad was said to be the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, fracturing Toad Hall, starting riots in the state, setting a bad example for young guests, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Monte Carlo!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces, philosophical objections, unexplained relatives, or back, familial, leg, or clothing problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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