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Pictured: The Madame Toad's Largely Random Ride ride, oddly groaning in the fading sunlight
Madame Toad's Largely Random Ride
February 18, 1995
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Madame Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this ride, you imagine that you are him, breaking into Toad Hall, upsetting the cosmos, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to Harbor Boulevard!
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this ride exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 22".
- Must be at least 46" tall and 37 years old to ride without a note from your doctor.
- For your health, you should be free from tongue, leg, attention-span, or intestinal problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this delightful attraction.
- No photography or blogging permitted.
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