Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Madame Toad's Largely Random Ride attraction as seen from the top of a shop
Madame Toad's Largely Random Ride
March 2, 1960
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 3 minutes by pretending you're fun)
Madame Toad was said to be the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, breaking through Toad Hall, upsetting the province, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to a university!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or heart problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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