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The Madame Toad's Largely Random Ride attraction, eventually considered to be the only global attraction at Disneyland
Madame Toad's Largely Random Ride
July 20, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Madame Toad is reported to be the worst drunk driver in Orange County. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, destroying Toad Hall, causing havoc in the province, setting a bad example for young guests, and even finding your way to the Antarctic!
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 23".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from inappropriate boorishness, '50s haircuts, or nasal complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure's massive queue.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and balloons inside the other guests at various times.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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