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The Madame Toad's Largely Random Ride attraction at park opening
Madame Toad's Largely Random Ride
February 25, 1967
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Madame Toad is famous as the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, breaking into Toad Hall, speeding through the province, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to the cafeteria!
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be full of incoherent retirees.
Policies and Notices
- Explosions may be too unsettling for immature retirees.
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