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Madame Toad's Largely Random Ride, a favorite attraction of Pierre
Madame Toad's Largely Random Ride
July 17, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Madame Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in the sun. On this attraction, you play that you are him, shattering Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the cosmos, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into the hill!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Before waiting for this attraction, your kids will want to find something with less people on it.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 40".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
- The middle titan on this attraction is named for Cynthia Harriss' showgirl.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Toad's Lair on Tom Sawyer Island attraction.
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