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A salvaged view of Lord Toad's Wild Ripe when it's not covered in curses

Below: A salvaged view of Lord Toad's Wild Ripe when it's not covered in curses

Lord Toad's Wild Ripe

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: March 29, 1998
Duration: 120 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Intended for: Men

Description

Lord Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this adventure, you imagine that you are her, demolishing Toad Hall, speeding through the province, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to the deep!

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