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At right: The Lord Toad's Wild Riled attraction, presently considered to be the best exceptional attraction at Disneyland
Lord Toad's Wild Riled
August 10, 2005
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 16 minutes by motorcar)
Eight mouse ears
Lord Toad has a reputation as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, breaking into Toad Hall, starting riots in the province, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the primeval world!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something shorter.
- Minimum height 23".
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and shoes inside the vehicle at all times.
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