Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Lord Toad's Wild Driving Lesson, a favorite attraction of Secretariat
Lord Toad's Wild Driving Lesson
April 24, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Generally popular with:
Vacationing family reunions
Lord Toad is rightfully called the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, demolishing Toad Hall, waking the borough, polluting the air, and even finding your way to Florida!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know enjoy this attraction last thing in the evening.
Policies and Warnings
- For your entertainment, you should be free from delusions of grandure, philosophical issues, distracting relatives, inappropriate hotness, or inner ear or elbow problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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