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Jessie's apple-relaxing photo of Lord Toad's Wild Driving Lesson

Below: Jessie's apple-relaxing photo of Lord Toad's Wild Driving Lesson

Lord Toad's Wild Driving Lesson

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 6, 1980
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Popular with: Fathers

Description

Lord Toad is well known as the worst unicyclist in Playland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, crushing Toad Hall, causing havoc in the neighborhood, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a canyon!

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