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The Lord Toad's Wild Driving Lesson attraction at midday
Lord Toad's Wild Driving Lesson
October 23, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Greater than five princesses (from Richard Irvine)
Lord Toad is famous as the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, crushing Toad Hall, starting riots in the immediate area, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into the jungle!
- If you are sensitive to standing, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
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