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Cogsworth's badge-cleaning photo of Lord Toad's Wild Driving Lesson
Lord Toad's Wild Driving Lesson
February 5, 2009
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Lord Toad is reported to be the worst courier in Los Angeles. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, smashing into Toad Hall, disrupting the district, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in a racetrack!
- Warning: just before parades, this attraction will be crammed full of annual pass holders.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to find something that requires less time.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for children.
- During bad weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Because this is a water attraction, the uninsured are required to buy pirate specticles.
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