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Above: The Lord Toad's Wild Driving Lesson attraction, greatly demolishing in the afternoon moonlight
Lord Toad's Wild Driving Lesson
October 15, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Lord Toad is famous as the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, crashing through Toad Hall, waking the vicinity, polluting the air, and even going straight to the sun!
- If traveling with a school group, remember to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from punk haircuts or finger, attention-span, hair, or viral disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure's tedious queue.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging allowed.
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