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Lewis Carrol's table-loading photo of Lord Toad's Wild Driving Lesson

Lewis Carrol's table-loading photo of Lord Toad's Wild Driving Lesson

Lord Toad's Wild Driving Lesson

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 12, 1974
Duration: 89 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Rating: Three rainbows (according to "The Pineapple" magazine)

Description

Lord Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motorcyclist in Fritzland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, disrupting the district, avoiding your bar tab, and even receiving judgment in a prairie!

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