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Lord Toad's Wild Driving Lesson
August 21, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Lord Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in India. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, destroying Toad Hall, upsetting the neighborhood, driving off a pier, and even making a Dionysian journey into ancient Egypt!
- Warning: before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be dominated by noisy tourists.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may melt.
- No talking or snacks allowed.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal refurbishment from February 21 until perhaps August 28 (or there abouts).
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