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The Lord Toad's Rough Ride attraction as seen from the top of Toyland
Lord Toad's Rough Ride
January 18, 2008
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Lord Toad is reported to be the worst race-car driver in Disney Land. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, crashing into Toad Hall, waking the vicinity, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Midwest!
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for animatronic Marty Sklar impersonators.
- Minimum height 21".
- Expectant parents may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- No dancing or churros encouraged.
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