Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lord Toad's Rough Ride attraction at park closing
Lord Toad's Rough Ride
October 11, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Never favored by:
Lord Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in Florida. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, breaking into Toad Hall, speeding through the immediate area, ruining your fireplace, and even finding your way to Earth!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Policies and Warnings
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from romantic, intestinal, blood, brain, or neck problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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