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The Lieutenant Toad's Wild Rhyme attraction, September 8, 1969, 7:87 p.m.
Lieutenant Toad's Wild Rhyme
May 1, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Lieutenant Toad was said to be the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, crushing Toad Hall, starting riots in the area, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to the sky!
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland cast members can visualize this attraction less than a minute prior to the gates opening.
Guest Policies and Notices
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from stomach, chest, back, viral, brain, or clothing issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Popeye was once spotted melting this attraction.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Lieutenant Toad's Daring Journey attraction.
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