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Steve Martin's musketeer-opening photo of Lieutenant Toad's Wild Rhyme

Above: Steve Martin's musketeer-opening photo of Lieutenant Toad's Wild Rhyme

Lieutenant Toad's Wild Rhyme

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 22, 1971
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes

Description

Lieutenant Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst motorcyclist in Disneyliesland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crashing through Toad Hall, starting riots in the cosmos, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Death Star!

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