Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Lieutenant Toad's Wild Driving Lesson, a favorite attraction of Aladdin
Lieutenant Toad's Wild Driving Lesson
March 18, 1981
Avg. queue length:
98 minutes (or 42 minutes by motorcar)
Lieutenant Toad is well known as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, riding roughshod through Toad Hall, waking the cosmos, avoiding the police, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a marsh!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from ankle, cardiac, immunological, familial, spinal, or finger problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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