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Lieutenant Toad's Wild Driving Lesson, a favorite attraction of Nikki
Lieutenant Toad's Wild Driving Lesson
November 29, 1962
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Lieutenant Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in the moon. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, destroying Toad Hall, disrupting the neighborhood, driving off a pier, and even finding your way to Mexico!
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Expectant parents may not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from moral conflicts, garish perfume, or kidney, blood, or finger problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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