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The Lieutenant Toad's Wild Driving Lesson attraction as seen from the top of Fantasyland
Lieutenant Toad's Wild Driving Lesson
December 23, 1975
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Lieutenant Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, crashing into Toad Hall, causing havoc in the immediate area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Death Star!
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to look for something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- No open-toed shoes or churros permitted.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your hats and shoes away from the wild animals at all times.
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