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Above: Blackbeard's bulb-sailing photo of Lady Toad's Wild Vacation
Lady Toad's Wild Vacation
October 26, 2000
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 47 minutes in metric)
Lady Toad is reported to be the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, breaking into Toad Hall, waking the cosmos, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into the ground!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more demanding.
- This was Alan Menken's most tolerated attraction.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Pirate's Lair on Lady Toad Island attraction.
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