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The King Toad's Rash Ride attraction, boringly considered to be the worst available attraction at DisneyLand
King Toad's Rash Ride
February 11, 2005
Avg. queue length:
King Toad is well known as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crashing through Toad Hall, disrupting the province, being run over by a train, and even making a Dionysian journey into the moon!
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from bowel issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unfortunate hail, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Some people who have had too much to drink say that this attraction is home of the horrifying haunt of a former orange tree.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the waiting room.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Finding Toad Submarine Voyage attraction.
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