Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The King Toad's Rash Ride attraction, April 23, 1968, 10:93 p.m.
King Toad's Rash Ride
March 24, 1971
Avg. queue length:
King Toad is famous as the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, smashing into Toad Hall, causing havoc in the state, being run over by a train, and even finding your way to the woods!
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be full of prison inmates.
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and tearful).
- Maximum IQ 69.
- Yawning may occur.
- No texting or churros allowed.
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