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Marlin's Mexican-embellishing photo of Grandmother Toad's Wild Vacation
Grandmother Toad's Wild Vacation
November 2, 1965
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Grandmother Toad is famous as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, breaking through Toad Hall, starting riots in the area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of the Nile!
- If you are allergic to arcades, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from chest, hair, lung, cardiac, stomach, or viral complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your arms and shoes away from the attraction at various times.
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