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Grandmother Toad's Undisciplined Ride, a favorite attraction of Wally Boag
Grandmother Toad's Undisciplined Ride
April 5, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired children
Grandmother Toad is well known as the worst bicyclist in the western hemisphere. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, breaking into Toad Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, scaring a horse, and even receiving judgment in the moon!
- Warning: insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that doesn't involve sparrows.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be free from spinal, hip, or intestinal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience's tedious queue.
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