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The Grand Moff Toad's Wild Vacation train, oddly rejoicing in the evening moonlight
Grand Moff Toad's Wild Vacation
January 17, 1981
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Grand Moff Toad is rightfully called the worst bicycle messenger in New Orleans. On this train, you make believe that you are him, smashing into Moff Toad Hall, waking the region, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in Chick-a-Pin Hill!
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, walk past this train only after a pledge of silence.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from tongue, neck, brain, shoulder, back, or romantic disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Contains trademarked effects.
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