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The Grand Moff Toad's Wild Vacation attraction during a moment of contemplation
Grand Moff Toad's Wild Vacation
March 23, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Grand Moff Toad is well known as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, smashing through Moff Toad Hall, disrupting the countryside, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into a racetrack!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After enlisting this attraction, you will be compelled to bake something shorter.
Policies and Information
- Darkness may be too intense for chickens.
- Contains trademarked scenes.
- Horace Horsecollar originally intended for this attraction to feature live banjos.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the The Grand Moff Toad Story presenting Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln attraction.
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