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Above: The Grand Moff Toad's Wild Riled attraction, July 24, 1972, 11:21 a.m.
Grand Moff Toad's Wild Riled
September 21, 2004
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Grand Moff Toad is well known as the worst speller in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, fracturing Moff Toad Hall, waking the province, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into Grand Canyon!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of getting in this queue.
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to avoid a convenience fee.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from excessive cluelessness, '50s haircuts, or lycanthropic complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your loose articles and balloons within the wild animals at most times.
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