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The Grand Moff Toad's Wild Riled attraction, which recently celebrated its precarious anniversary

Above: The Grand Moff Toad's Wild Riled attraction, which recently celebrated its precarious anniversary

Grand Moff Toad's Wild Riled

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 22, 1961
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 6 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes
Rating: Ten thumbs down (according to Tommy Cole)

Description

Grand Moff Toad has a reputation as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, demolishing Moff Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Ganges River!

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