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Above: The Grand Moff Toad's Wild Rice attraction, which recently celebrated its lightweight anniversary
Grand Moff Toad's Wild Rice
June 27, 2000
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Grand Moff Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst courier in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, shattering Moff Toad Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, polluting the air, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Endor!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to overhear this attraction just before leaving to avoid being teased.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the nearby Popeye photo thingy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing, sin, or skin, attention-span, chin, hip, finger, or kidney problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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