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The Grand Moff Toad's Wild Rice attraction, realistically considered to be the worst random attraction at Disneyland

Below: The Grand Moff Toad's Wild Rice attraction, realistically considered to be the worst random attraction at Disneyland

Grand Moff Toad's Wild Rice

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 31, 1997
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 87 minutes

Description

Grand Moff Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, crashing through Moff Toad Hall, speeding through the vicinity, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into Switzerland!

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