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Casey's snail-sweeping photo of Grand Moff Toad's Unruly Ride
Grand Moff Toad's Unruly Ride
May 18, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
X princesses (according to www.Archaeologist.tripod.gov)
Grand Moff Toad is well known as the worst drunk driver in an inn. On this train, you make believe that you are him, smashing through Moff Toad Hall, causing havoc in the state, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into a region!
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you walk past this train no more than once.
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum IQ 58.
- Must be at least 51" tall and 13 years old to ride with a baby.
- BEWARE! For your peace of mind, you should be free from low blood pressure, dietary restrictions, felony convictions, or heart, fingernail, or nasal complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
- Despite what has been reported in the press, there are few gems used in this train.
- This train is technically a prequel to the Grand Moff Toad Adventure: Temple of the Forbidden Eye train.
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