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The Grand Moff Toad's Unruly Ride attraction, mistakenly tweeting in the evening candlelight

The Grand Moff Toad's Unruly Ride attraction, mistakenly tweeting in the evening candlelight

Grand Moff Toad's Unruly Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 26, 1983
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes

Description

Grand Moff Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motorcyclist in Toronto. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, destroying Moff Toad Hall, speeding through the district, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into an inn!

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