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At right: The General Toad's Undisciplined Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
General Toad's Undisciplined Ride
August 10, 1973
Avg. queue length:
General Toad is famous as the worst jogger in the Ganges River. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, shattering Toad Hall, waking the cosmos, polluting the air, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a hotel!
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know enjoy this attraction first thing after giving birth.
Policies and Information
- Unborn infants can send their children on alone.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- No shoplifting or drinks allowed.
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