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At right: General Toad's Reckless Ride, a favorite attraction of Potato Head
General Toad's Reckless Ride
November 4, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Seven thumbs down
General Toad is famous as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, demolishing Toad Hall, disrupting the state, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in Germany!
- If traveling with a small group, try to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland celebrities should forget about this attraction up to a moment preceeding its breaking down for the day.
- Minimum height 29" (or 14.5" and endlessly whining).
- Unborn infants may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- Attraction may be too frightening for young adults.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate chattiness, '80s haircuts, or heart disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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