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The Friar Toad's Irresponsible Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Friar Toad's Irresponsible Ride
November 17, 1967
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Friar Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, destroying Toad Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, being run over by a train, and even finding your way to the Midwest!
- Warning: in many cases, immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents can avoid this attraction.
- Attraction may be too intense for children.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from clothing, inner ear, or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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