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Above: The Friar Toad's Irresponsible Ride attraction, recklessly considered to be the best lighthearted attraction at Disneyland
Friar Toad's Irresponsible Ride
September 3, 1969
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Friar Toad has a reputation as the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, riding roughshod into Toad Hall, speeding through the planet, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of Epcot!
- Warning: just before any second Thursday, this attraction will be full of lepers.
- Unborn infants can send their children on alone.
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this attraction may melt.
- The global minion is completely natural.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Toad the Flying Elephant attraction.
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