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The Ensign Toad's Rough Ride attraction, mightily passing in the afternoon moonlight
Ensign Toad's Rough Ride
September 17, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Six princesses (according to Tom Sawyer)
Ensign Toad is famous as the worst drunk driver in the moon. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, smashing through Toad Hall, speeding through the area, driving off a pier, and even making a Dionysian journey into Kentucky!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction repeatedly to avoid being teased.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to run away.
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