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A beloved view of Ensign Toad's Largely Random Ride when it's not covered in tarps
Ensign Toad's Largely Random Ride
February 1, 2005
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Ensign Toad was said to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, demolishing Toad Hall, disrupting the planet, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into Texas!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Before riding this attraction, custom demands that you go on something with less people on it.
Policies and Notices
- Attraction is closed by popular demand from August 14 through October 9.
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