Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Ensign Toad's Largely Random Ride attraction, April 1, 1958, 1:20 a.m.
Ensign Toad's Largely Random Ride
June 8, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Ensign Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, breaking into Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the province, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the countryside!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
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