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A tight view of Ensign Toad's Largely Random Ride when it's not bathed in children
Ensign Toad's Largely Random Ride
April 17, 1993
Avg. queue length:
43 minutes (or 27 minutes by horse)
Ensign Toad is well known as the worst race-car driver in Toyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, rupturing Toad Hall, disrupting the cosmos, scaring a horse, and even making a Dionysian journey into a canyon!
- Warning: insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 44" (or 22" and wearing signs).
- Unborn infants will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
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