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Mater's banjo-dissolving photo of Ensign Toad's Irresponsible Ride
Ensign Toad's Irresponsible Ride
October 25, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Rating for easily amused patients in comas:
Ensign Toad was said to be the worst jogger in the grid. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, rupturing Toad Hall, upsetting the township, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even finding your way to the Grand Californian!
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be hostile to people.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- No shoplifting or flash photography allowed.
- The letters in "Ensign Toad's Irresponsible Ride" can be scrambled to spell "Ea Soieedtrrrnslpnb Sso'ie Igind."
- This attraction is thematically related to the Toad's Boat attraction.
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