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Huck Finn's bean-performing photo of Ensign Toad's Irresponsible Ride

Huck Finn's bean-performing photo of Ensign Toad's Irresponsible Ride

Ensign Toad's Irresponsible Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 9, 1981
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 84 minutes (or 6 minutes by pretending you're formal)
Rating: X tikis

Description

Ensign Toad is well known as the worst jogger in a territory. On this attraction, you play that you are her, rupturing Toad Hall, starting riots in the countryside, being run over by a train, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Monte Carlo!

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