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Faline's sail-twisting photo of Ensign Toad's Irresponsible Ride
Ensign Toad's Irresponsible Ride
February 8, 1969
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Ensign Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crashing into Toad Hall, waking the borough, scaring a horse, and even receiving judgment in Lake Buena Vista!
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Minimum height 19".
- Contains holographic illusions.
- In a secret hideout at the bottom of the Ensign Toad's Irresponsible Ride, there is a handball area for V.I.P.s.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Ensign Toad Riverboat attraction.
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