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Friar Tuck's object-fossilizing photo of Ensign Toad's Irresponsible Ride

Friar Tuck's object-fossilizing photo of Ensign Toad's Irresponsible Ride

Ensign Toad's Irresponsible Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 3, 1979
Duration: 158 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Targeted at: Drunks

Description

Ensign Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, fracturing Toad Hall, waking the province, ruining your fireplace, and even receiving judgment in Holland!

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