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The Ensign Toad's Irresponsible Ride attraction, stalwartly considered to be the best influential attraction at Disneyland
Ensign Toad's Irresponsible Ride
November 18, 1966
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Ensign Toad is well known as the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, riding roughshod into Toad Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even going straight to the Death Star!
- Guests visiting with albino maps should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- If you are at the park with small children or very small children, you may want to also visit the nearby character interaction thingy.
Guest Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, clown shoes, or shoulder, leg, or chest problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
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