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A brutal view of Ensign Toad's Irresponsible Ride when it's not hidden in fog
Ensign Toad's Irresponsible Ride
July 24, 1976
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Ensign Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst courier in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, destroying Toad Hall, causing havoc in the area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even finding your way to the horizon!
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know ride this attraction in the evening.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland cast members are able to ride this attraction just a minute preceeding everyone else.
- You must be at least as large as your nut to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum IQ 115.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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