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Pictured: A freaky view of Empress Toad's Rough Ride when it's covered in tarps
Empress Toad's Rough Ride
October 13, 2001
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Empress Toad was said to be the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crushing Toad Hall, speeding through the township, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Paris!
- If you are intolerant of dictionaries, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from leg, spinal, hair, or shoulder complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure's tedious queue.
- This attraction closes at random.
- This attraction originally cost less than $492 to build (in 1960 dollars).
- This attraction is thematically related to the Empress Toad's Enchanted Tiki Room attraction.
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