Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Emperor Toad's Unplanned Ride attraction during refurbishment
Emperor Toad's Unplanned Ride
January 30, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile siblings
Emperor Toad is well known as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Dandy Lines. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, breaking through Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the area, driving off a pier, and even finding your way to a marsh!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them candy before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- The letters in "Emperor Toad's Unplanned Ride" can be scrambled to spell "Mresn R Nlone Adpiardepetu'do."
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Emperor Toad's Enchanted Tiki Room attraction.
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