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Above: The Emperor Toad's Ungainly Ride attraction as seen from the top of a realm
Emperor Toad's Ungainly Ride
December 27, 1976
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 26 minutes by pretending you're ingenious)
Emperor Toad is well known as the worst drunk driver in the ground. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crashing into Toad Hall, starting riots in the countryside, avoiding the police, and even finding your way to San Francisco!
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After riding this attraction, go on something soothing.
Policies and Alerts
- No texting or singing along allowed.
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