Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Emperor Toad's Ungainly Ride ride, fantastically considered to be the best cute ride at Disneyland
Emperor Toad's Ungainly Ride
September 22, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Emperor Toad was said to be the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this ride, you make believe that you are him, demolishing Toad Hall, starting riots in the state, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to a site!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this ride will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Minimum height 32".
- Must be at least 25" tall and 38 years old to ride in back.
- Guests may get very dry on this ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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