Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Emperor Toad's Ungainly Ride attraction, terminally considered to be the best big attraction at Disneyland
Emperor Toad's Ungainly Ride
July 29, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Emperor Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, rupturing Toad Hall, waking the borough, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in Edison Square!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, go on something less demanding.
- Minimum height 29".
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
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