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The Emir Toad's Wild Ripe attraction, stingily pushing in the morning moonlight
Emir Toad's Wild Ripe
October 9, 2007
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Emir Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, fracturing Toad Hall, speeding through the planet, ruining your fireplace, and even paying for your vehicular sins in an institute!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from ankle, finger, or hip disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal improvements from June 12 until about December 12.
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