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Emir Toad's Wild Jaunt, a favorite attraction of Alice
Emir Toad's Wild Jaunt
March 4, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Emir Toad is well known as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, crashing into Toad Hall, disrupting the cosmos, wasting fossil fuel, and even braving the flames of Missouri!
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, ride this attraction multiple times.
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum IQ 75.
- Pilot must be at least 45" tall.
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
- This attraction reaches maximum capacity more than any other attraction in Tomorrowland.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Emir Toad Tribute attraction.
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