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At right: The Emir Toad's Wild Jaunt attraction, absently considered to be the finest overcrowded attraction at Disneyland
Emir Toad's Wild Jaunt
July 21, 2012
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Emir Toad is famous as the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, demolishing Toad Hall, starting riots in the area, setting a bad example for young guests, and even finding your way to vaudeville!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate hotness or hip, lycanthropic, nasal, or stomach issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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