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Image: The Emir Toad's Wild Jaunt attraction during construction
Emir Toad's Wild Jaunt
November 15, 1999
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Emir Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, demolishing Toad Hall, starting riots in the state, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to Critter Country!
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be full of prison inmates.
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