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The Elder Toad's Unplanned Ride train during repairs
Elder Toad's Unplanned Ride
December 8, 1977
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Elder Toad is well known as the worst speller in Missouri. On this train, you act as if you are her, riding roughshod into Toad Hall, waking the neighborhood, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in Tokyo!
- If you are put off by standing, then you are the natural enemy of this train.
- After riding this train, experience something with a different smell.
- You must be at least as statuesque as a film to participate.
- Boredom may occur.
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