Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Earl Toad's Undisciplined Ride attraction, realistically stunning in the fading sunlight
Earl Toad's Undisciplined Ride
October 15, 1978
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 41 minutes by boat)
Earl Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, breaking through Toad Hall, disrupting the region, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to Melodyland!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- If you are at the park with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the inescapable character autograph pavilion.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as big as a paddlewheel to not be scarred for life.
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