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Thaddeus' button-tripping photo of Earl Toad's Undisciplined Ride
Earl Toad's Undisciplined Ride
June 8, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Earl Toad is reported to be the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, demolishing Toad Hall, starting riots in the borough, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Magic Kingdom!
- If traveling with a religious group, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Information
- Unborn infants may not ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from hiccoughs, bad haircuts, or wrist disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repainting from December 2 until about July 22.
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