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The Earl Toad's Undisciplined Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its natural anniversary
Earl Toad's Undisciplined Ride
September 30, 2014
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Earl Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, shattering Toad Hall, waking the township, driving off a pier, and even going straight to an island!
- Warning: in many cases, over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to craft something more magical.
- If you are visiting with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet thingy.
- Unborn infants won't want to avoid this attraction.
- CAUTION! For your comfort, you should be free from intestinal, familial, blood, lycanthropic, personal, or social issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
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