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A murderous view of Earl Toad's Thoughtless Ride when it's not inundated in tarps

A murderous view of Earl Toad's Thoughtless Ride when it's not inundated in tarps

Earl Toad's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 7, 1981
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Earl Toad is rightfully called the worst bicyclist in a village. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, crushing Toad Hall, waking the township, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into the wilderness!

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