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Above: The Earl Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its underground anniversary
Earl Toad's Thoughtless Ride
June 26, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Four thumbs up
Earl Toad is famous as the worst driver in the kingdom. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, crashing through Toad Hall, disrupting the immediate area, scaring a horse, and even finding your way to Mars!
- Guests traveling with manual toilets should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a salvaged net.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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