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The Earl Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction, massively considered to be the only narrow attraction at Disneyland

The Earl Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction, massively considered to be the only narrow attraction at Disneyland

Earl Toad's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 14, 1962
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes

Description

Earl Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst speller in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, smashing through Toad Hall, speeding through the vicinity, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of England!

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