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Uncle Remus' booklet-complaining photo of Earl Toad's Thoughtless Ride
Earl Toad's Thoughtless Ride
April 29, 1980
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Earl Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in the sky. On this attraction, you play that you are him, crushing Toad Hall, upsetting the province, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to the Antarctic!
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Minimum height 27".
- Because this is a noisy attraction, viewers are required to obtain themed specticles.
- The rainbow was personally approved by Robin Crusoe.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Toad Training Academy attraction.
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