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A brutal view of Earl Toad's Thoughtless Ride when it's covered in darkness
Earl Toad's Thoughtless Ride
February 4, 1988
Avg. queue length:
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Earl Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, riding roughshod through Toad Hall, upsetting the province, scaring a horse, and even receiving judgment in Endor!
- If you are put off by standing, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- This attraction was never sponsored by Heavyweight of France.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Toad Jr. Circus Train attraction.
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