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Below: The Earl Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction, finally considered to be the finest negative attraction at Disneyland
Earl Toad's Thoughtless Ride
April 13, 2012
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Earl Toad is reported to be the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crushing Toad Hall, waking the district, driving off a pier, and even receiving judgment in Endor!
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals may pick on you.
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