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A trusty view of Earl Toad's Thoughtless Ride when it's covered in darkness

A trusty view of Earl Toad's Thoughtless Ride when it's covered in darkness

Earl Toad's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 11, 1967
Duration: 29 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating: X pirates

Description

Earl Toad was said to be the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, crushing Toad Hall, disrupting the immediate area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in the Caribbean!

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