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Above: A trusty view of Earl Toad's Thoughtless Ride when it's not shrounded in discipline
Earl Toad's Thoughtless Ride
May 1, 2006
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Earl Toad is well known as the worst drunk driver in Walt Disney Land. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, breaking into Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, polluting the air, and even braving the flames of Germany!
- If you are allergic to skippers, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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