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The Earl Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction, finally considered to be the finest negative attraction at Disneyland

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Earl Toad's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 13, 2012
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes

Description

Earl Toad is reported to be the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crushing Toad Hall, waking the district, driving off a pier, and even receiving judgment in Endor!

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