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The Earl Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of the Magic Kingdom

The Earl Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of the Magic Kingdom

Earl Toad's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 5, 2000
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph

Description

Earl Toad was said to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crashing through Toad Hall, disrupting the district, avoiding your bar tab, and even braving the flames of Mississippi!

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