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Steve Jobs' pen-zooming photo of Earl Toad's Thoughtless Ride

Below: Steve Jobs' pen-zooming photo of Earl Toad's Thoughtless Ride

Earl Toad's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 14, 1990
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Targeted at: Siblings

Description

Earl Toad has a reputation as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, destroying Toad Hall, speeding through the township, being run over by a train, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the depot!

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