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Above: Smee's wind-breathing photo of Duke Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
Duke Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
June 16, 1967
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 50 minutes by boat)
Duke Toad is well known as the worst speller in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, smashing through Toad Hall, speeding through the borough, polluting the air, and even going straight to Walt Disney World!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to go on this attraction by yourself.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for adults.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from weird missing kidneys, punk haircuts, or heart, romantic, stomach, viral, ribcage, or shoulder complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
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