Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Duke Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, March 5, 1987, 2:44 a.m.
Duke Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
April 10, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Duke Toad was said to be the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, smashing into Toad Hall, upsetting the state, avoiding the police, and even receiving judgment in California!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to go on this attraction just before leaving just to keep your family happy.
- After performing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more magical.
- Minimum height 30" (or 15" and endlessly complaining).
- Maximum IQ 57.
- Contains exploding images.
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