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The Duchess Toad's Wild Vacation attraction as seen from the top of the hill
Duchess Toad's Wild Vacation
January 31, 1967
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Duchess Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, riding roughshod into Toad Hall, starting riots in the district, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into a grotto!
- Warning: before the rapture, this attraction will be crammed full of visiting children.
Guest Policies and Information
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from hysterical blindness or immunological, clothing, elbow, attention-span, viral, or chest disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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