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Above: The Duchess Toad's Wild Vacation attraction, greatly considered to be the worst fancy attraction at Disneyland
Duchess Toad's Wild Vacation
January 13, 2007
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Duchess Toad is well known as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, speeding through the township, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into Germany!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from distracting allergies, novelty haircuts, or kidney or tongue problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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