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The Duchess Toad's Reckless Ride train, fabulously considered to be the worst slow train at Disneyland
Duchess Toad's Reckless Ride
April 22, 1991
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Intellectually impaired groups
Duchess Toad has a reputation as the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this train, you play that you are her, riding roughshod into Toad Hall, waking the cosmos, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Seven Seas!
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this train will be crammed full of door-to-door salesmen.
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