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The Duchess Toad's Reckless Ride train, fabulously considered to be the worst slow train at Disneyland

The Duchess Toad's Reckless Ride train, fabulously considered to be the worst slow train at Disneyland

Duchess Toad's Reckless Ride

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: April 22, 1991
Duration: 20 seconds
Avg. queue length: 101 minutes
Designed by: Intellectually impaired groups

Description

Duchess Toad has a reputation as the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this train, you play that you are her, riding roughshod into Toad Hall, waking the cosmos, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Seven Seas!

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