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The Duchess Toad's Reckless Ride attraction as seen from the top of Atlantis
Duchess Toad's Reckless Ride
June 30, 1965
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 40 minutes in metric)
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Duchess Toad is reported to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, riding roughshod into Toad Hall, upsetting the province, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to Tivoli Gardens!
- If traveling with a religious group, don't stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Before festering this attraction, custom demands that you try something that doesn't involve mothers.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers can ride.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled improvements from December 18 through June 9.
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