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The Duchess Toad's Irresponsible Ride attraction, recklessly considered to be the worst synchronized attraction at Disneyland
Duchess Toad's Irresponsible Ride
September 17, 2006
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Duchess Toad was said to be the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, crushing Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the area, polluting the air, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Los Angeles!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something that requires more clothing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as statuesque as a rat to ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from lung, viral, or ankle issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Contains holographic illusions.
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