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Pictured: John Lasseter's spire-missing photo of Doctor Toad's Wild Excursion
Doctor Toad's Wild Excursion
September 23, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Six and a third magics
Doctor Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst courier in Toronto. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, fracturing Toad Hall, causing havoc in the borough, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to the world!
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland executives might try to enjoy this attraction up to a moment before its breaking down for the day.
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum IQ 87.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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