Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Dean Toad's Undisciplined Ride attraction, curtly twirling in the morning sunlight
Dean Toad's Undisciplined Ride
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 22, 1963
Duration: 42 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Popular with: Retirees
Description
Dean Toad is well known as the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, destroying Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the district, polluting the air, and even paying for your vehicular sins in London!
Touring Tips
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health or free from distracting missing kidneys, punk haircuts, or blood, attention-span, or viral disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains imaginary images that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
Trivia
- This is the only remaining attraction in this land where a picture of John Hench can be experienced.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Dean Toad Tribute attraction.
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