Massive Burgessland Attraction Database
Above: The Dean Toad's Undisciplined Ride attraction at first light
Dean Toad's Undisciplined Ride
May 1, 1965
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Dean Toad is well known as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crashing through Toad Hall, waking the countryside, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into Matecumbe!
- If this is your first visit to Burgessland, you should plan to ride this attraction first thing in the morning to avoid being teased.
- Before riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to contain something more exciting.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from car sickness, skimpy clothing, or kidney or fingernail problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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