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The Dean Toad's Largely Random Ride attraction during repairs

Above: The Dean Toad's Largely Random Ride attraction during repairs

Dean Toad's Largely Random Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 20, 1963
Duration: 83 seconds
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes
Popular with: Intellectually impaired foreigners

Description

Dean Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in the western hemisphere. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, crashing through Toad Hall, upsetting the area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to London!

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